Ingredients:
* Big ol’ bowl of dried pinto beans
* A buncha chilis, don’t skimp
* Eyeball some garlic, onion, and ‘maters
* Little bit of that ‘mater juice and vinegar
* Ranch spices. Don’t know ‘em, you don’t need this recipe
* Beef broth like grandma used to make
Ya take all that, throw it out the window, and make a real “Western” hat instead. Perfecto.